I miss miami so much
People in Asheville are good drivers. They’re very white, and way too many of them have dreads. No one is particularly attractive. There are hills and mountains. There are a lot of kids in Duck Dynasty shirts. I don’t know. I am scared.
Q:what is your all time favorite kind of bird. second question. what is your all time favorite kind of edible bird. third question. would you own a chicken for a pet. fourth question. cock fighting?
1) quaker parakeet (i have 2)
2) edible bird is probably duck
3) no chickens are cool as hell but theyre messy
4) my dad seriously had a cock fighting ring in our backyard which contributes to me not liking him and possibly to my parents’ divorce and I wish that was something I never actually saw. Seeing a rooster with it’s beak torn off, set aside because it needed to be put down is not a nice thing for a child to see.
I know this is meant as an insult, but really it would solve all our problems.
George Zimmerman is from Virginia. Casey Anthony is from Ohio. Rick Scott is from Illinois. Jeb Bush is from Texas. All our fucking old white people voters aren’t from here either.
Let us drift out into the beautiful Caribbean sean where we truly belong.
Welcome to the world of Gay “Dating”